STATUS UPDATE AS OF 12AUG2016 Internet: Activated! That's actually earlier than originally announced or expected. (About a few days ago) Arrival of computer (and other household goods): Approximately September 3rd What This Means For You: I'm checking in occasionally on my cell phone on an island that historically has always had bad cell phone service. I don't have my all of my links on my smartphone and can't really do easy copy and pastes on it either. (Oh I'm certain that there's a way to do the copy and pasting on my phone, mind you - but with everything else going on IRL here, it's extremely low on my priority list.) Current Verdict: I'm not back yet.