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  1. Hassat Hunter

    What Did You Think of Star Wars: Rogue One?: MASSIVE SPOILERS

    Still a great movie, only one Disney produced 😕 Oh poor innocent unknowing me. Run away little Hassat, run away. This is not going to go the way you think it will. So yeah, just wanted to put that out there re-reading this topic. Necro-powers dissengage.
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    (SPOILERS) Solo: A Star Wars Story Discussion Thread (SPOILERS)

    I've literally made that post-credit comment myself, you can even find it currently on the Discord under "Spoilers"
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    Blank journal entry for mod quest.

    Does it use TSLPatcher (adapting not replacing)?
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    Rey's a Mary Sue. That doesn't exclude doing absolutely nothing in the movie. The "SWJ!" theoriest think it's because they can't have a MAN training a WOMAH so instead they do fuck all on the island instead. I'm not sure if I believe that, but there's no denying Rey inside the movie does; 1. Nothing at all with Luke. 2. Force Skype with Kylo which is interesting, but the climax is in Ruin Johnson style "nothing" and basically reboot to zero; ie nothing. 3. Saved Kylo Ren (a ten+ year trained Jedi/Sith) showing once again he's her bitch and the confrontation in IX is pointless. 4. 360noscope 3- TIE fighters in her very first use of the Millenium Falcon turret (can you say Mary Sue?), luring away ALL TIE-Fighters cause the First Order is the worst military system EVER. 5. Lifting rocks to complete her arch of "being bored of being powerful" (thank you Mauler). It would be something if she did everything else alongside with it too. Then again, we would have saved more of these dreadful movies, so there would have been that... " YET " Wow, yeah, they spend 0 (ZERO) effort on world-building in the first 2 movies. I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they will make up for all of it in the final movie. Yeah, that's sarcasm. If JJ wasn't capable of even mediocre worldbuilding at the start of the trilogy, who has hope he will add to the last. You apparently. How foolish you are. " There's also the RJ SW trilogy to come out, " Fuck no I hope there isn't. And if Disney does it, I hope they like 200 million losses like Solo. There's no way this ain't cancelled unless Disney collectively goes braindead. Also RJ goes into detail on the guy he went "fuck this guy, just write him out.", are you serious? " Ep9 is supposed to bring everything together. So we'll have to see. Until then, do some theory crafting of your own. Don't wait for it to be spoon fed to you. Read, reason, and theorize. Until you are given the answer from the official source, make it make sense to you.  " Yeah, that's how trilogies work. But when the middle part gives the finger to part I and leaves zero setup for III, the very firm establishment of a trilogy is already thrown out the window, so who knows what happens. Who cares? I'm not going to do theory-crafting on this pile of poo. I'm not going to write Ruin Johnson's screwed up plotholes explenations for him. It sucks so far, and there's little reason to believe IX sucks again with JJ in charge. I have no interest in this mess what-so-ever. The best Disney could do is trash this entirely trilogy and make better anthology movies like Rogue One, or make a PROPER trilogy, with planning and such.
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    I even forgot that with Rose line, she says sacrifice is bad (fuck you, sister) and then goes about "saving your friends" while all their friends are going to die in the background (fuck you friends of the resistance). Like... really... even if the line wasn't cringey as is (it was), the context it was given in is astronomically bad.
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    It's still pretty stupid but in that context it's atleast 2000% less stupid than Rose's line. It's similar but nothing alike. @Zbyl: You never seen it before?
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    Quoting is terrible now. Anyways, " Granted, I tend to not look at anything with a pretense of "If it does not do what I want, it is bad". " FFS, not another 'Oh, you just hate it since it didn't meet your theories...' That has 0 to do with it, and I'm sick and tired of this BS-argument. If the mid-part of a trilogy takes a good old dump over the first part and leaves fuck all to set up for the third part, yes, it's terrible. DEAL WITH IT. Don't make these fake assumptions why people hate it when we spit the truth in your face. It's not really the worst part she's a Mary Sue (though it helps none at all) it's that her arch is literally non-existent. We're 2 movies down and she's still a coardboard character with zero reason to even be in these movies. Especially in the second one, like most other characters, she does LITERALL NOTHING and adds nothing to the plot. About the only existence she has in this movie is to train from Luke... but guess what, that doesn't happen. There's literally nothing happening on the island that's in any way vital to the plot, and the Force DM stuff? Leads nowhere in the end and the payoff is "reset to zero". Tell me again how this is a good movie. Here it is again, for the thousand time... no one gives a DAMN about Rey's family. We just want a plausable reason for her powerlevel. Not that Ruin Johnson understands such concepts. Revan's power level was that he was an already trained Jedi. Even BioWare could write a good sollution modern LucasFilm cannot. Yeah, Luke wouldn't do that. He turned his father who was literally Hitler after he killed billions. But no, his nephew who did nothing had to die cause "plot". I mean, they MIGHT have been able to sell this with a proper execution and actually spending some proper time on this but they didn't. It's just "Luke's terrible now, deal with it... and move on"... yeah, no. Nope, nope, nope. The fuel argument is mostly since it leads to the most boring sequence of events ever, which takes the majority of the movie. Nobody would have minded fuel being a thing if it wasn't the driving point behind making the movie an unwatchable slog. I mean, we could all gather around a broken hyperdrive in V. Difference being it didn't take 80% of the movie on that. Snoke: He's the main baddie. Kylo Ren is a moron, a non-threat and defeated twice already. He's not a good antagonist. Snoke was. But nope, he had to go and our big baddie is now... not a baddie at all. Again; the problem isn't that we got no backstory. It's that we got no backstory AND no meaningful existence in both movies AND it ruins any of the tension with him gone and Emo Ren in charge. Worst of all, we're 2 movies in, and we STILL don't know how the hell the most incompetant Republic EVER failed, lead to this guy, who died like a bitch. Okay, should we root for this farce of a government being restored. At this point, really, why the hell would anyone support the "Resistance" when they want to basically rebuild the cardboard palace made of Pazaak cards. Both sides are just the worst and stupid, and you can't root for either of them. Pretty much a death sentence for a movie that should make you invested in "the struggle". Tell me again how this is a good movie? Did anyone really not see it coming. I mean, seriously, Snoke couldn't shut the fuck up about this striking down. He might aswell literally say "And now I dieeeeeeeeeeeee"... that scene was just way too goddamn overnarrated. Probably since the director/writer can't actually properly write and just needs an exposition dump for what's clear as day, ruining the scene in the process. And then we go back to the point this ruins any remaining tension of the trilogy, no explenation at all how the FO is how it is (or how their one base of operation dying made them stronger). Nothing. And then EVERY LEADUP IN THE MOVIE is reset for good vs. evil on Hoth 2.0, where the trilogy's storyline is ended in act II. Tell me again... how is this a good movie?
  8. Billy Dee was available (and willing) for VII, JJ just didn't care enough about Lando to add him in.
    Rian thought of Lando, but he "Had to be" DJ, and that wouldn't fit Lando, so Lando had to go (re-write you HACK!)
    It's pretty clear if Carrie Fisher was still around JJ wouldn't have called Billy Dee for IX, passing him before. He's just there to replace the carrot that passed away. Talk about insulting. For that reason alone no-one should watch IX. They have their mouth full with "diversity" and other nonsense, but they overlook Lando Calrissian and our interest and fandom of him ENTIRELY only bothering to add him once all others fall away. Again, it's insulting of the highest degree, and they expect us to praise them for it. No, no way in hell.
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      I totally agree. Point in fact, I saw a good meme that pointed out that the last Kennedy - Johnson duo (referring to JFK and LBJ) were busy destroying slavery instead of Star Wars. How apt.

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    Then you got a pretty foulmouthed mind. @SH; Probably not.
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    Ah, the ****ing "In ANH the Empire and Emperor got no explenation... REBOOT IS GOOD **** YOU **** YOU" So ****ing tired of this... if you may notice. Well, in the old trilogy that was fine since that's all we needed. If ANH ended with Vader dead and the Empire defeated starting ESB with them alive and in full force would raise tons of questions. As do TFA and TLJ. But instead of explaining how we got an entire 180 on the victory or ROTJ, JJ and Rian give us the finger and "deal with it"... we are supposed to root for the Rebels rebuilding the most pathetic waste of galactic breath ever; the New Republic. A system so ****ing incompetant a rebel fraction destroyed them all in ONE DAY between TFA and TLJ. Wow, I ****ing care for that. That's not the WORST IDEA EVER. World building is important. Continuity is important. Don't just go "but the OT didn't have the Emperor explained so **** SNOKE. **** EVERYTHING. STAR WARS GUYS! STAR WAAAAAAARS" Yeah but the OT also didn't have 3 movies where we beat the ****ing crap out of the Empire only for it to sprout back since JJ and Rian got no ****ing ideas of their own but shitting over everything. And so yeah, I got my full right to give these ****ers the finger. And be pissed. Is it obvious I'm pissed at them. And you for repeating this stupid ****ing argument again. How ****ing hard is it to grasp we are 3 movies in, we have had a conclusion and that got completely raped without explenation. You think that's good. Well, good for you since LucasFilm will keep making crappy shitty movies without brains you like until it no longer makes profit. Which is probably shorter than you wish since most fans do got taste, do care about the galaxy, don't want this claustrophobic galaxy TFA and TLJ show us where scale is non-existant. The parties freaking idiots all around. I probably shouldn't have written this angry and tired but **** it, deal with it. You want to know how TLJ makes me feel, well here you go. Experience it. Yes, I'm SURE we get answers to that, like who's Snoke, who are the Knights of Ren, what was the New Republic? Why a Rebellion? Why should I care? How did Maz get the saber? Oh wait a second... TLJ pissed all over them. But sweet dreams expecting this time to be the golden goose. As if they will not retcon Rian's shit out of existence wherever possible. 1) Who cares. MaRey Sue don't need them. People expect her to train Yoda to add injury to insult. I can see it happen. 2) Who cares? The last time the Jedi rose they failed so miserable why should we care. Oh we want Rey to succeed where Luke failed? **** NO. 3) Who cares? Everyone can use the Force now, Jedi are nothing special anymore. So amazing! 4) Who cares? The New Republic was a ****ing joke. The FO is a joke. The Resistance is a joke. I couldn't care less. Blow the Falcon up with them, see if I care. Probably would have prevented a terrible ninth movie coming. Oh that would have been the best 😕 5) Again, who cares? The previous NR sucked balls. So making another one is just being morons. They should just die. 6) The only worthwhile question, and that's a META question, not a movie question. There are only terrible ways to finish it after Ruin could finish it proper but didn't since he's an asshole. 7) Who cares? He's dead. How about caring about this before wiping him. You loved THAT after all, didn't you? If they explain it now it's the biggest dickpunch in existance. Hey... they probably will do it. And you will love it for some reason even if you went all "But Palpatine didn't get..." yeah, **** you. Anyway, I'm going to sleep.
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    (SPOILERS) Solo: A Star Wars Story Discussion Thread (SPOILERS)

    The problem with that is that the anthology movies are better than the trilogy movies... Can't believe I haven't posted this one in the topic yet; (Spoilers obviously)
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    (SPOILERS) Solo: A Star Wars Story Discussion Thread (SPOILERS)

    Well, hot damn, there goes my 100m loss estimate.
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    Post is a bit long to read now, I'll do later when I can also watch said vid (If I haven't done already, so many vids). Anyway, for the "hard to determine without the third part"; I once thought TLJ would redeem TFA because it would build on and explain it's plotpoints and fill in the gaps like "what the fuck was the New Republic and why are they a non-entity", "where did the FO come from" or "why the f are the resistance and republic seperate entities." I will not make the same mistake again. Especially since TLJ doesn't HAVE any leadup to another movie in the first place, so there's little redemption possibility there. Last thing we need is another movie like Solo tainted with having to explain away dozens of things happening in TLJ... again. (also you DO realise in your first post you linked to the same vid twice, not 2 seperate vids, right?)
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    Star Wars jedi: Fallen Order

    They kill off one Singe-Player Star Wars game, along with it's studio (Visceral) cause "Singe-player is dead" and then buy Respawn to make them work on... a single-player Star Wars game? Consider me suspicious times 1000. EA may be a mass-murderer, they aren't this stupid, right?
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    (SPOILERS) Solo: A Star Wars Story Discussion Thread (SPOILERS)

    Did you not see his tweet afterwards. Scroll upwards. He wasn't baited. Also that's the way LF talks to fans. So yeah, wonder why a lot walk out.