Sith Holocron

That was more of a request that he host his files here at this site or at least granting us permission to do so. But thanks for the link! I changed out the Megaupload link for the new link to the 2.1 version for folks looking for it in the future.

Considering there are two droids in the scene with Hk, I'm leaning towards the math joke explanation - plus that joke is quoted entirely in it. But points for enthusiasm!

I've heard of the joke and I've understood it as well. Here's the list. (It will be added to the YouTube site as well) All of these lines below are paraphrased from the originals. I have put the character who said it , the actor/actress who said it (if applicable), and from where each line was from. 1) “Recollection: I was having the most wonderful dream – a dream of killing all humans. And I think you were in it”– Bender (John DiMaggio) from Futurama 2) “Speculation: I can barely hear my heart beating” - The Tin Man (Jack Haley) from The Wizard of Oz 3) “Observation: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it’s like to be a slave.” – Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) from Blade Runner 4) “Statement: I’ve done . . . questionable . . . things. Nothing the god of bio-mechanics wouldn’t let you in heaven for.” – Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) from Blade Runner 5) “Pathos: I know why you cry. But it is something I can never do.” – T-800 (Arnold Schwarzenegger) from Terminator 2: Judgment Day 6) “Empathy: The more time I spend with humans, the more I learn. It is your nature to destroy yourselves.” – T-800 (Arnold Schwarzenegger) from Terminator 2: Judgment Day 7) “Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database.” – Holly (Hattie Hayridge) from Red Dwarf 😎 “Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat, this is not a daffodil!” – Holly (Hattie Hayridge) from Red Dwarf 9) “HK-50 personal black box recording. Time: Unknown. Location: Unknown. Cause of accident: Unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here.” – Kryten (Robert Llewellyn) from Red Dwarf 10) “Conclusion: I’m going to pull your head off because I don’t like your head.” - Withnail (Richard E. Grant) from Withnail and I 11) “Query: Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?” - Private Hudson (Bill Paxton) from Aliens 12) “Query: Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?” – Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) from Aliens 13) “There are one-zero kinds of people. Those who understand binary and F others who understand hex.” – as stated above, from an old math joke 14) “Negative: You are a meat popsicle” – Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis) – from The Fifth Element 15) “Advisory: Take four red capsules. In ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way.” – Voice in medicine cabinet, from THX 1138 16) “Under protest, HK-47 has been coerced into communicating the following aphorism, to wit: Why don’t Jedi make good recipients of fragile gifts? Because they always feel your presence. [Pause] Your silence is deafening.” – Paraphrased Star Wars Joke 17) “Query: Has there been a disconnect within your higher brain function? Please press a button to continue.” – Prima TSL DVD Menu Timeout 1 18) “Conditional: Please continue, or I may be forced to evoke my previous master’s favorite precept.” – Prima TSL DVD Menu Timeout 2 19) “Opinion: You could fit my capacity for mercy in a matchbox without taking out the matches first.” – Marvin the Paranoid Android from Life, the Universe, and Everything 20) “Fact: Wearily, on I go. Pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence of course, and infinite sorrow. I despise you all” – Marvin the Paranoid Android from Life, the Universe, and Everything 21) “Suggestion: I wish you’d just tell what you want rather than trying to engage my enthusiasm.” – Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe 22) “Conjecture: Why should I want to make anything up? Life is bad enough as it is without trying to invent more of it.” – Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe 23) “Fact: It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level” – Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 24) “Stipulation: And then of course, I’ve got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.” all the diodes down my left side.” – Marvin the Paranoid Android from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 25) “Conditional: Don’t blame me. I’m an interpreter. I’m not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.” – C-3PO (Anthony Daniels) from The Empire Strikes Back 26) “Statement: I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. I’ve course I’ve looked better” – C-3PO (Anthony Daniels) from The Empire Strikes Back 27) “Observation: I’m not sure where your ship learned to communicate but it has the most peculiar dialect.” – C-3PO (Anthony Daniels) from The Empire Strikes Back 28) “Opinion: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.” – HAL 900 (Douglas Rain) from 2001: A Space Odyssey 29) “Reassurance: I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.” – HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain) from 2001: A Space Odyssey 30) “Conclusion: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level.” –Dr. René Belloq (Paul Freeman) from Raiders Of The Lost Ark

The list will be posted tonight after I get home from work. Be patient, padawans . . .

Luckily, I found an old copy of my list online. I've updated it with character names when and where it was needed. Only one quote remains. Who said this? "There are one-zero kinds of people. Those who understand binary and F others who understand hex.”

Was typing it on a phone so. . . Uh. . . I plead the Fifth!

There's a scene that takes place on Dxun - where you have to split up the party between those going to Onderon and those staying on Dxun to go to the Temple. I like how they brought out most of your party members into this scene, but they forgot Bao-Dur and the droids in the vanilla version. Are all members there for that scene in TSLRCM?

Once long ago - in a galaxy you're in - I recorded a video from material on the KOTOR2 Prima disc that came with specially marked version on that company's hint book. Judging by YouTube hits and comments, it's been fair popular. In the video, HK-47 says a lot of funny lines that are taken from other movies and TV shows - including Blade Runner, the Terminator movies, Red Dwarf, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy, for example. I once had a list of what lines came from where. I no longer have this list, unfortunately. Here's where your help comes in. After watching the video, could you quote which lines you recognize (in full) and what the source of that line was? I haven't copied down all of the lines here so you can go through the movie yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBma1kVfpnc If you see that someone else has posted one of the lines, obviously you can skip that particular line. Once the list is complete, I'll be adding it to the movie description so all can be educated on this. Thanks in advance for looking. v/r, SH PS: If you wish to leave a comment on the actual YouTube movie page, could you list what your name is known as here on Deadly Stream? Thanks again!

I believe he just updated the readme file. It's back up there now.

I like simple solutions. +1

We understood what planck was saying. A new sound file would have to be added instead of merely modifying the existing sound file.

A) I can't see the Robe Fix picture either. Darthbdaman, ignore my PM.

I concur with evil q.