Rece Posted June 28, 2015 Posted June 28, 2015 Kyle Katarn flew to Peragus with his mind, not T3. Quote
djnugent Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Kyle Katarn is his OWN father... Kyle Katarn once participated in the annual chili cook-off on the lush planet of Tatooine... Kreia once challenged Kyle Katarn to "look me in the eyes and say that"... Kyle Katarn ALWAYS wins Swoop Races by default... Kyle Katarn once took his Wookies to Endor. Kyle got angry and bopped the Wookies on the head... Kyle Katarn's Shwartz is the biggest around. Period. Sandpeople wear all those layers because Kyle Katarn once told them he thought they were ugly... Kyle Katarn doesn't have navigational erros; If the planet isn't there, he glares at the spot until the planet moves there of it's own volition. Kyle Katarn does not "Use the Force" - He slaps it around until it just starts doing random things for him. Kyle Katarn invented the "Sith" so he would have something to do while his wife was watching her soaps... Kyle Katarn's lightsaber can handle up to 10 opponents simultaneously - all by itself. (it takes a very special lightsaber to be Kyle Katarn's lightsaber...) Chuck Norris was born when one of Kyle Katarn's beard-hairs roundhouse-kicked a woman in a galaxy far, far away until she was pregnant. The parts from Kyle Katarn's first lightsaber were later rebuilt into a military facility known as the 'Death Star'. For Kyle Katarn there is no such thing as "too much alcohol" - alcohol has too much Kyle Katarn. Greedo DID shoot first - he thought he saw Kyle Katarn over Han's shoulder and panicked... Darth Nihilus respectfully removes his mask and speaks perfect Basic when speaking to Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn is the only bounty Boba Fett refused out of fear. Kyle Katarn didn't prevent the Jedi Purge because he was asleep...and no one dared wake him... Mustafar was created to percolate Kyle Katarn's coffee... Darth Tulak Hord learned everything he knew about lightsaber combat by watching reruns of Kyle Katarn in super slow-mo. Kyle Katarn once caught his junk in his zipper - the zipper imploded under the pressure and created the FORCE. Kyle Katarn does not crash into planets - planets get in his way, and then they become asteroid fields. The Future is exactly where Kyle Katarn says it is, and is NEVER in motion until Kyle Katarn gives it strict permission...and even then, the Future waits for Kyle Katarn to go first. Kyle Katarn made it acceptable for a Parsec to be an interchangeable measurement of distance and time... ***I hope some of these make you laugh!!!*** Edited August 14, 2015 by djnugent 1 Quote
HK-47 Posted July 1, 2015 Posted July 1, 2015 Statement: I'm amused that this was started again. Assumption: I guess the one I started has fully died. Or it has been buried. Humorous Fact: Darth Nihilus and Vitiate are Kyle Katarn in disguise. Quote
Domino5555 Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Kyle Katarn can restore the Genoharadan in KOTOR 2 with his mind! Quote
ZM90 Posted August 12, 2015 Author Posted August 12, 2015 Kyle Katarn can restore the Genoharadan in KOTOR 2 with his mind! Kyle Katarn can also restore the Atris as Traya content by staring at the screen while the content restores itself out of fear and it intergrates itself perfectly into TSLRCM out of fear of what Kyle will do to it if it does not. Quote
djnugent Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Kyle Katarn is the only person in history to use Force Glare, which makes enemies poop in their pants...with the Force. Quote
tjsase Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Kyle Katarn's version of K1 includes Sleheyron. Kyle Katarn used to live on Telos. Its surface was destroyed because he mowed his lawn. Quote
VarsityPuppet Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Kyle Katarn defeated the Mysterious Stranger after Taris was destroyed Kyle Katarn can add new feats to feats.2da 2 Quote
milestails Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Kyle Katarn's games are not hardcoded. 2 Quote
Domino5555 Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Kyle Katarn can restore the Unlimited Experience Glitch back into TSLRCM. Quote
tjsase Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Kyle Katarn doesn't need the Unlimited Experience Glitch! Quote
tjsase Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Kyle Katarn can kill Calo Nord in Javyar's Cantina. 1 Quote
Domino5555 Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Oh, sorry. Kyle Katarn doesn't give up his Lightsaber at his exile. (Seriously, though, why the heck didn't the Exile keep his/her Lightsaber when they were exiled?) Quote
ajlbibak Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Because the Exile would then be impersonating a jedi. Quote
Domino5555 Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 Still, that shouldn't stop the Exile from having his/her Lightsaber. Quote
Sith Holocron Posted August 13, 2015 Posted August 13, 2015 She left it in the statue when she walked out of her "trial" Quote
djnugent Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Kyle Katarn's games are not hardcoded. Kyle Katarn can make any hard-code softer just by glaring at it... @Milestails - sorry, thought it was funny after the stupid KOTOR1 menu being hardcoded discussion... Quote
Domino5555 Posted August 17, 2015 Posted August 17, 2015 She left it in the statue when she walked out of her "trial" Yeah, but why didn't she take it back out? Is the statue made of a Lightsaber-resistant material that prevents it from being removed? Oh, Atris somehow removed it. Stupid. Quote
ZM90 Posted August 17, 2015 Author Posted August 17, 2015 Yeah, but why didn't she take it back out? Is the statue made of a Lightsaber-resistant material that prevents it from being removed? Oh, Atris somehow removed it. Stupid. Kyle Katarn CAN get his lightsaber back from Atris on his first visit to Telos! Quote
DarthTyren Posted August 18, 2015 Posted August 18, 2015 When Kyle Katarn plays TSL, he recruits all twelve companions, as well as Atris. He then forces the Party Selection Screen to accommodate all of them. The term "Unescapable" means nothing to Kyle Katarn, he can still change his party. Kyle Katarn can select up to eight party members to venture out with him. Kyle Katarn can gain influence with all his companions, even the ones that aren't in the current party. Kyle Katarn never loses influence with any companions. They all approve of all choices he makes. Bastila didn't run away from Kyle Katarn after they kissed. She just kissed him again. Kyle Katarn was able to redeem Bastila without dueling her once. That beard, though... Quote
ZM90 Posted August 21, 2015 Author Posted August 21, 2015 Kyle Katarn downloaded both K1R and TSLRCM before KotOR 1 was even released! Kyle Katarn has a copy of KotOR III! Kyle Katarn can play as Revan in KotOR II and The Exile in KotOR I. Kyle Katarn can save Trask Ulgo on the Endar Spire. Carth is never weary of Kyle Katarn. Nobody distrusts Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn CAN beat Darth Malak on the Leviathan. Kyle Katarn CAN get pass the Sith guarding the elevator to the undercity by attacking him. Kyle Katarn can enter the Korriban Sith Academy without the medal! Quote
DarthTyren Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Kyle Katarn CAN perform a barrel roll during turret sequences, even the one on Onderon. Quote
F-oh-ex Posted August 21, 2015 Posted August 21, 2015 Kyle Katarn can enter the Korriban Sith Academy without the medal! Funny that you mention it since that's actually possible (at least it is with K1R but I am fairly sure it is in vanilla as well). You can talk Yuthura into taking you to Academy, medalion or not. Kyle Katarn can convince Saul Karath during the interrogation. Kyle Katarn doesn't need party members' help to escape from Leviathan. Kyle Katarn can reprogram Leviathan's destination. Kyle Katarn can get Juhani, Jolee, Carth, and Mission to join his cause as a Dark Lord of the Sith. Kyle Katarn can successfully convince every NPC that he IS Darth Revan. Quote
VarsityPuppet Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Kyle Katarn can will the Prequels out of existence Quote
Domino5555 Posted August 22, 2015 Posted August 22, 2015 Kyle Katarn can will the Prequels out of existence Prequel hating won't get us anywhere! Quote
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