ZM90 100 Posted September 21, 2015 Excuse me, sir. Kyle Katarn IS the truth! And he NEVER changes! To look upon Kyle Katarn's very beard is to know the truth. Unfortunately to look upon Kyle Katarn's beard is to know death as well....Kyle isn't going to let you live with that much knowledge... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haveayap 127 Posted September 21, 2015 I heard Jar jar killed kyle katarn though :/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 100 Posted September 21, 2015 I heard Jar jar killed kyle katarn though :/ This blasphemer shall be sentenced to the depths of Kyle Katarn's beard by Kyle Katarn himself where a eternity of torture by Wookiee awaits thee! May Katarn have mercy on your soul! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haveayap 127 Posted September 21, 2015 But Kyle can't do anything while Jar Jar is around, as Jar Jar will just 'accidentally' push Kyle into a black hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haveayap 127 Posted September 22, 2015 jar jar doesnt need any pictures of himself to make himself look stronger 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 100 Posted September 22, 2015 When Kriea said there are techniques in the force for which there is no defense she was referring to techniques only usable by Kyle Katarn. Because there is no such thing as defense against Kyle Katarn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haveayap 127 Posted September 22, 2015 she was referring to jar jar, not even kyle could use any of his techniques Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 100 Posted September 22, 2015 she was referring to jar jar, not even kyle could use any of his techniques You are really begging for Kyle Katarn to destroy your planet aren't you? Not that Kyle wouldn't mind. Kyle enjoys destroying planets with his holy boomstick of justice, especially your planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarthTyren 103 Posted September 22, 2015 To look upon Kyle Katarn's very beard is to know the truth. Unfortunately to look upon Kyle Katarn's beard is to know death as well....Kyle isn't going to let you live with that much knowledge... Unless your name is Jan Ors. But that's because she knows Kyle Katarn owns her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haveayap 127 Posted September 23, 2015 jar jar enjoys mocking Kyles inferior strength and power by pretending to be clumsy but actually setting things in motion... He planned on killing Kyle you know, but even a god needs something to laugh at every now and than Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
134340Goat 116 Posted October 18, 2015 Kyle Katarn knows everything about Naresha And he charged up her boarding ramp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarthRevan101 104 Posted October 18, 2015 Bendak Starkiller retired when he found out Kyle Katarn existed. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Domino5555 119 Posted June 27, 2016 Kyle Katarn is the reason why Valve decided to give KOTOR 2 an update. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mephiles550 227 Posted June 27, 2016 Kyle Katarn got creative to kill the Sewer Rancor on Taris. Instead of putting a grenade with the Hidden Bek's Chemical on a corpse, Kyle just ate a grenade, Let the rancor eat him and let the grenade explode inside of him. The rancor was killed and Kyle came out unharmed. And Darth Revan shat himself upon witnessing this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djnugent 34 Posted June 27, 2016 Knights of the Old Republic 3 was slated to be the origin story of Kyle Katarn. - Scene 1 - Kyle Katarn manifests - Scene 2 - Roundhouse-lightsabers the universe - Scene 3 - The End ***Probably why it didn't get released*** Kyle Katarn doesn't deflect blaster bolts - they just stop and run back where they came from... The Dark Side is only the stuff that Kyle Katarn's lightsaber isn't immediately illuminating. Darth Sion was severely injured when Kyle Katarn high-fived him when his favorite team scored... The Miraluka went blind trying to stare into Kyle Katarn's soul... Kyle Katarn is the only biological life-form that HK-47 will NEVER call MEATBAG under ANY circumstance... Kyle Katarn tried to equip a mask once... his beard kept eating them. The Rule of Two was created because Kyle Katarn didn't feel like remembering all those damn names... When Kyle Katarn was asked what the answer to the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is, he said "42"... and nobody argued. Kyle Katarn let Han Solo use one of his beard hairs to help hold the Falcon together. She's been fine since. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Domino5555 119 Posted August 8, 2016 Han Solo died in The Force Awakens, because Kyle Katarn used a Jedi Mind Trick on Harrison Ford. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Domino5555 119 Posted January 4, 2017 Kyle Katarn demands us to continue talking about his exploits. Lest we be delivered to him for judgement. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lawkmt3 17 Posted January 4, 2017 All joking aside his statement "Abilities are neither good nor evil, it's how you use them." Made me a potentium believer! The Force is the Force, it's the wielder that determines Light or Dark. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarthTyren 103 Posted January 4, 2017 Kyle Katarn plays the multiplayer versions of KotOR and TSL. No one wants to play with him though, so he draws random players in. They are never heard from again. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 100 Posted January 5, 2017 Kyle Katarn plays the multiplayer versions of KotOR and TSL. No one wants to play with him though, so he draws random players in. They are never heard from again. Don't forget that Kyle also has all the restored content from both games including stuff that was cut out of KotOR 1 before they switched engines, and he also has all planets from both games without porting in his multiplayer versions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VarsityPuppet 1,085 Posted January 5, 2017 Kyle Katarn stole the Death Star plans and lived. Boom! Take that, Rogue One crew! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 100 Posted January 5, 2017 Kyle Katarn stole the Death Star plans and lived. Boom! Take that, Rogue One crew! I know this isn't the proper Kyle Katarn facts thread for it but to add to that. The blast that killed Jyn and Cassian wasn't from the Death Star Kyle Katarn was just pissed that Cassian and Jyn tried to take credit for something he did. Also Cassian had to die anyway because nobody impersonates Kyle Katarn and lives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Domino5555 119 Posted January 7, 2017 I know this isn't the proper Kyle Katarn facts thread for it but to add to that. The blast that killed Jyn and Cassian wasn't from the Death Star Kyle Katarn was just pissed that Cassian and Jyn tried to take credit for something he did. Also Cassian had to die anyway because nobody impersonates Kyle Katarn and lives. I thought that originally Cassian looked more like a Hispanic Biggs Darklighter. But I digress. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 100 Posted January 11, 2017 Kyle Katarn doesn't need the persuade skill to get Major Hurka to take him to Saul Karath he simply looks at her and she does, also she doesn't rat him out to the guards, oh and of course after Kyle kills Saul he charges up her loading ramp. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
