Here is my order:
1. Revenge of The Sith
Reasons: I got a cool apprentice, become the senate, and killed all the jedi.
2. Empire Strikes Back
Reasons: The Rebellion gets crushed. Good times.
3. Attack of the Clones
Reasons: My army has finally been revealed and I am finally fulfilling my grand master plan.
4. A New Hope
Reason: My poor death star gets destroyed and I lose a lot of my forces. But I destroyed Alderran and claimed my
Death Star losses on my taxes
5. A Phantom Meance
Reasons: My spooky Santan apprentice gets killed and screws up my blockade of Naboo
6. Return of the Jedi
Reasons: I die and my other death star blows up without even blowing up any planets. Stupid Rebels
7. The Force Awakens
Reasons: Snoke is a bad sith lord. Just look at the size of his holograms! He is clearly compensating for something.
8. Rogue One
Reasons: This movie is about how "A New Hope" happened. It's all Vader's fault.