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Kyle Katarn Facts (K1 & K2 Edition, includes K1R and TSLRCM)

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They originally made Kyle Katarn not Revan the protagonist of KotOR 1 but the developers kept running into a bug where Kyle would immediately warp to Darth Malak at the beginning of the game and Bryar Pistol him in the face thus ending the game within the first few seconds.  When Kyle Katarn was asked about the bug Kyle responded "That's no bug.".

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Kyle Katarn can make a choice not to follow Revan at the end of TSL, because who needs Revan when you got Kyle Katarn.

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Kyle Katarn can make a choice not to follow Revan at the end of TSL, because who needs Revan when you got Kyle Katarn.

 

When Kriea gives the implied choice to either save the Exile's friends and be weaker for it or get to her quicker in the Trayus Academy Kyle Katarn can make both choices simultaneously, it also makes him stronger, and he doesn't even have to fight Darth Sion he simply looks at Sion and his will erodes. 

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Kyle Katarn is the reason EA's first Battlefront never got a campaign, because he killed off their writing team out of pure jealousy for the exploits of some grunts.

 

Kyle Katarn conquers all, except when he takes a nap, but no one is brave enough to wake him up. Those that try to end up dying under mysterious circumstances.

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Kyle Katarn taught Master Yoda the gift of life after death NOT Qui-Gon Jin.

 

Kyle Katarn slaughtered all the people on Tatooine to get the Star Map from the krayat dragon's cave AND all he had to do to slay the beast was stare it in the eye and it disintergrated.

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Kyle Katarn is the reason why EA's good games are such, because he felt like beta-testing them. The others, he was taking a nap, and even EA knows not to disturb him.

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Kyle Katarn demands us to tell more tales of his exploits. The reason why we got microtransactions in Star Wars Battlefront II is because he was pissed at our silence regarding him.

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Did none of you heathen fools hear me? These microtransactions are the doing of Kyle Katarn, as our punishment for not talking about him! We must talk more of his exploits, lest we be punished further!

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Kyle Katarn can make the PC actually speak.

If you beat KotOR and TSL 69 times each in less than a week, Kyle Katarn can be unlocked

Kyle Katarn has the highest stats available.

Kyle Katarn doesn't fight, enemies die when they see him.

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On 4/9/2022 at 8:15 AM, DarthDrija said:

Kyle Katarn doesn't fight, enemies die when they see him.

Enemies don't see Kyle Katarn. His stealth skill is so good it's passive.

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13 hours ago, DarthTyren said:

Enemies don't see Kyle Katarn. His stealth skill is so good it's passive.

Kyle Katarn unleashed 2020 on us as our punishment for not talking about his greatness.

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24 minutes ago, Domino5555 said:

Kyle Katarn unleashed 2020 on us as our punishment for not talking about his greatness.

Kyle Katarn will stop COVID-19.

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Just now, DarthDrija said:

Kyle Katarn will stop COVID-19.

You're damn right! His only request is for us to keep talking about him.

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1 minute ago, Domino5555 said:

You're damn right! His only request is for us to keep talking about him.

Kyle Katarn can play the OG Dark Forces on a modern pc without emulators.

Kyle Katarn founded the jedi order.

Kyle Katarn is George Lucas father.

Kyle Katarn will appear in the KotOR remake, in fact, he is the creator of that game.

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2 minutes ago, DarthDrija said:

Kyle Katarn can play the OG Dark Forces on a modern pc without emulators.

Kyle Katarn founded the jedi order.

Kyle Katarn is George Lucas father.

Kyle Katarn will appear in the KotOR remake, in fact, he is the creator of that game.

Kyle invented the Sith so he wouldn't get bored with a peaceful galaxy.

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3 minutes ago, Domino5555 said:

Kyle invented the Sith so he wouldn't get bored with a peaceful galaxy.

Kyle Katarn cloned Palpatine in episode IX because he wanted to repeat the story.

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Just now, DarthDrija said:

Kyle Katarn cloned Palpatine in episode IX because he wanted to repeat the story.

Hey, don't discredit Kyle like that. If he cloned Palpatine, it would still be a better story than what we got in 2019.

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Finding new hyperspace routes is extraordinarily dangerous, all known routes were paved by Kyle Katarn as he created the galaxy. 

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