So this is a thing apparently . . . Star Wars Space Punch

[Sith Holocron 2,478]

I was in my local supermarket when I spotted this.

This.  This is a thing.  Apparently the original price for a 12 packs of cans - according to the supermarket anyway - was over 20 bucks. (I'll provide a shot of it tomorrow when I return to that supermarket.)  Apparently there are several different can pictures.  (The Darth Maul cans apparently are all gone and who knows who else they stuck on these things.)  The only cans left "feature" Kylo Ren.

Now the going price is two 12 packs for 5 bucks.  This must be rancid.  So I did what anyone would do in this situation.  I bought two of them!

I was musing about this for most of the day: what to do with this potentially noxious substance.  (Besides - duh - drink it.)  But how to do it?  I settled on the obvious - I must make a reaction video consuming this swill.  But when should I release the video?  Then it came to me.

April 1st, 2020.  I'll record a video drinking it on Monday and then record another video on March 31st, 2020 - drinking it again.

The reason for the delay is so I can see a before and after of me.  I'll be real with you folks - I've gained way too much weight since retiring from the military as of May 1st.  Having a deadline to improve how I look (and feel) will prove helpful to making serious in-roads on efforts to curb my weight.  Also, if this stuff is as rancid as I expect it to be - think of the extra hilarity of knowing I'll have drink this stuff twice.

So . . . thoughts?

[Malkior 476]

My first thought is, "Collectors Edition"?!

It probably doesn't help that I've never even heard of these.

[jc2 581]

How much of it did you drink before you made this post!

"10% Juice?!" What is the remaining 90% made of?

Also, we are going to need that before and after weight loss photo, holding a gym card with a motivational poster about triumph and world peace. 

 

[Sith Holocron 2,478]

It wouldn't be a reaction video if I drank some before the video. You would be seeing me drink it for the first time! And that first time would act as the "before picture."

About world peace though? Coming from a guy that uses Sith Holocron as an avatar and screen name, that might be too much.