A Rusty Pearl, And The Broken Crow

[TheDarkChocolateJedi 17]

The Ebon Hawk crew was on their way to a Republic conference shortly after the events of Kotor. It was another quiet night in the Ebon Hawk, a creeking noise could be heard as Revan was tossing and turning. Jolee was sipping some blue milk, as he sat down quietly in the medical room, he was staring at the wall, red eyes, occasionally almost drifting off to sleep.

 

T3-M4 and HK-47 were playing a game of pazaak, both trying to make as little noise as possible. Until T3 cheats and HK-47 exclaims "Aggravated Statement: You cheated! You bantha-brained tin can!" Everyone wakes up temporarily, But shortly go back to sleep. Revan hears the noise and jumps out of the bed, running to the center of the ship, Jolee merely moves his eyes in the direction of them, but then proceeds to stare at the wall and sip at the blue milk once again.

 

Revan says, "What hell are you two doing? Do you know the meaning of be quiet?!" HK had a rifle pointed towards T3 and then points his head towards Revan and says "Expletive: Damn it master, I'm an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

 

Revan says "Okay assassination droid, I'm your master, and I say stand down now" HK-47 says "Disappointed statement: Awww..." Revan then says "Shut down" HK-47 shuts down.

 

Revan says "T3, you shut down too."

 

Jolee takes the last sip of his blue milk before he runs out, and then points the cup upside down and looks in it before setting the cup down and saying "Heh, you always on your toes sonny?" Revan replied and said "No, but they're my droids, and they will not misbehave when everyone else is sleeping, sometimes I question whether they're intelligent robotic beings, or schutta simulators..."

 

Jolee said, "You always are a feisty one" he chuckled. Revan sits down and sighs. Jolee looks at him, shortly after rubbing his eyes and says "Something seems to be knocking around in that big head of yours"

Revan said "Yes, I'm thinking of my master, she was one hell of a teacher, too bad she's probably not around anymore."

 

Jolee said "Ah... I'm hungry"

Revan said "How is that relevant to this?" Jolee says "Come on damn it, can't an old man just get something to eat? You talk more than a Gamorrian who hasn't had lunch" "Speaking of lunch, I want dinner, or lunch, or something to eat, hell if know the time"

Revan looked at Jolee with an irritated face and sighed, then he said "Fine fine, I'll get your... Lu- I mean.. I'll get you something to eat" Jolee chuckled and said "Thanks"

 

Revan went and grabbed a bit of a strange looking meat, some bread, and more blue milk, from some of the canisters in the cargo hold, as he was walking back he tripped over a piece of metal that was sticking up, and face planted." He stood back up, picking up what he didn't ruin, and walked back to Jolee, handing it to him.

 

Jolee began pigging out on the food, with a full mouth he said "So, what about this master?"

Revan said "You'd like her, she's wise, a bit mysterious at times, and isn't a fool, I'm what I am because of her"

Jolee said "Look at who's being mysterious now, heh. What's this master's name?"

 

There was a pause for a moment. A cool breeze swept across the Ebon hawk.

Revan said "Kreia, her name is Kreia"

Jolee said "Ah I know a kreia"

Revan replied and said "You do?!"

Jolee said "Yeah I know lots of kreias, most don't age well, end up becoming old scows"

Revan looked at him, with a facial expression relevant to this

Jolee says "All right, all right, I met a Kreia once, was exiled by the Jedi council, had an odd stature, very strange motives inside her"

Revan said "Go on" Jolee pauses, and grabs his blue milk, gulping it down. Jolee then said "She had bantha breath like you, I went up from the shadowlands for a day or so, just to trade in a few things, was a bad season for tach hunting, had no choice" Revan said "She was on kashyyyk?" Jolee then went into a flashback

 

Jolee was walking along a Wookie-run market, and he was trading in a few exotic plants he had found, when suddenly he bumps into an old blinded woman, wearing black robes. Jolee said "Oh I'm sorry didn't see ya there"

Kreia said "It would be wise if you'd look around you, do not be a fool, and do not apologize, apologies are for those who don't believe in fate"

Kreia looked down at Jolee's side and saw a lightsaber, and said "You're affiliated with the Jedi?"

Jolee said, "Me? Jedi? Ha!" "I'm just an old man with a glowing stick and a shattered past"

Kreia looked at him and said "It would be wise not to try and fool me"

Jolee said, "And why's that?" Putting his hand on his lightsaber.

Kreia said "I am far more than you can comprehend as of now, I am the reason this galaxy will not come a horrible end" Jolee said "Humble are we?" He chuckled.

Kreia then said, "Enough" force pushing him over.

Jolee stood up and drew his lightsaber and said "What the hell is wrong with you woman? What happened when women had class? Damn this galaxy is changing for the worse"

Kreia drew her lightsaber and said "I'll tell you again, it would be wise not to mess with someone such as I"

Jolee said "You've already poked the bantha" he jumped over her and they had a short flurry of lightsaber clashes.

 

Jolee was on the defensive, blocking every attack Kreia threw at him.

Kreia picked up her pace, hitting a bit more aggresively until they get into a saber clash, pushing against each others sabers, she knocks his saber out of his hand, and uses the force to pick it up and put it but a few inches from slitting his throat.

 

Kreia said "I will spare you old man, but only because you're part of the plan"

She dropped his lightsaber, turned off hers, and began walking away.

 

She said "What a rusty pearl"

And he said "What a broken crow"

 

The flashback ended, and Revan said "What plan?"

Jolee said, "I think she meant you sonny"

 

The end

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUBUlKgsNK8

 

 

Rybrent asked me to make a fanfic based around something like this, and so I did.

 

I quite enjoyed it too.

 

Thanks for reading!

[TheDarkChocolateJedi 17]

May not be the greatest thing ever written.. May be a bit... Forced? Or bad?

 

But hey, I tried.

[Malkior 476]

Tried? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ptuzx_aHkM

[TheDarkChocolateJedi 17]

Tried? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ptuzx_aHkM

True.

 

I did my best then

 

Was it bad?

[rybrentmannftw 5]

I liked it dcj, though I never knew they had a wookie market lol. 

[Eauxps I. Fourgott 81]

Tried? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ptuzx_aHkM

 

And I respond to that statement with another famous Star Wars quote, saying that it's true... from a certain point of view.

 

But not the point of view I have.

[TheDarkChocolateJedi 17]

And I respond to that statement with another famous Star Wars quote, saying that it's true... from a certain point of view.

 

But not the point of view I have.

What did you think of it?

[Eauxps I. Fourgott 81]

What did you think of it?

 

The storyline is interesting. I'm not sure the dialog is really the most true to what the characters are like in-game, though.

[TheDarkChocolateJedi 17]

The storyline is interesting. I'm not sure the dialog is really the most true to what the characters are like in-game, though.

My excuse is I haven't played either in several months, need to get down to doing another play through or two of each.