Guest hkmandalore47 Posted June 27, 2011 You're crazy, even for a Jedi. - Atton to the Exile. KotOR II. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HK-47 Posted June 27, 2011 Quote: *Visas' voice* If there are no Jedi here, then my Lord cannot feed his hunger. He will destroy the planet, the station. He will cleanse it of life. Even if the people below are not Force sensitive, the small amount he can feed on from the mass destruction of the station and the life on the planet will sustain him a while longer. And if there are no Jedi below, he will have no other choice. -Visas regarding Telos' impending doom by Nihilus' -KotOR2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hkmandalore47 Posted June 27, 2011 Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us… and binds us. - Yoda to Luke about the Force. ESB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HK-47 Posted June 28, 2011 Quote: *Kreia's voice* The Force binds all things. The slightest touch, the smallest push, can send echos throughout life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hkmandalore47 Posted June 28, 2011 The Jedi Academy on Dantooine is nothing more than a crater that echoes with the ghosts of dead Jedi. - Kreia on destruction of Dantooine Enclave. KotOR II. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HK-47 Posted July 1, 2011 Quote: *Morgan Katarn's voice when a Force ghost* What are you doing Kyle? *Kyle* Nothing. *Morgan* Do you believe that this stream of power will ease your pain. Or that you can safely wield the Force with anger in your heart? *Kyle* Yes. Go home. -Kyle in the Valley of the Jedi: Jedi Outcast Re-edited part 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gaminglord28 Posted July 2, 2011 Statement: Thank you. I could never hear that clearly. Answer: I thought I had said it at least once. Maybe I haven't. Quote: An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died. Love that one! Desann, before dueling Kyle: "Admiral Fyarr? Admiral Fyarr?..." (Kyle killed him.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gaminglord28 Posted July 2, 2011 Quote: *Morgan Katarn's voice when a Force ghost* What are you doing Kyle? *Kyle* Nothing. *Morgan* Do you believe that this stream of power will ease your pain. Or that you can safely wield the Force with anger in your heart? *Kyle* Yes. Go home. -Kyle in the Valley of the Jedi: Jedi Outcast Re-edited part 2 Go home? He's DEAD!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HK-47 Posted July 4, 2011 Go home? He's DEAD!!!!!! Answer: That's what makes it funny. See the source. Look for my post with the link in this thread. Quote: *Kyle* Bartender. BARTENDER! (slams down lightsaber on counter) *Chiss bartender has the voice of Tanis Venn* What can I do for you, hmm? Did my wife send you? *Kyle* No! I'm looking for Reelo Baruk. *Bartender* My wife? *Kyle* No. Reelo Baruk. *Bartender* Are you related to my wife? *Kyle* NO! *Bartender* Hey hey hey, let's calm down shall we? *Kyle* Okay, ruby bliels. *Bartender* You know the wife... *Kyle* AUGH!! *Bartender* Ooh. You're a sour one. *Kyle* I'LL DESTROY YOU! *Bartender* Oh of course. Who put you up to this, my wife? *Kyle* Yes. -Jedi Outcast Re-edited part 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandalore 61 Posted July 4, 2011 "I doubt you even have a wife" - Jedi Exile to some salvager guy who tried to sell a fake Holocron on Dantooine, KotOR2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hkmandalore47 Posted July 4, 2011 Must be tough, you know... no family, no husband... - Atton to the Exile while staring at her chest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plastic Posted July 11, 2011 "The Force gives me all I need..." -Galen Marek to Darth Vader, The Force Unleashed 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HK-47 Posted July 11, 2011 Quote: *Rosh's voice* Maybe you can use your light saber to cut those trees down and make a bridge. *Jaden* WHY DON'T YOU!? - Jaden and Rosh on Yavin; Jedi Academy Re-edited: Again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plastic Posted July 11, 2011 "You don't know the power of the dark side..." Darth Vader - Return of the Jedi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandalore 61 Posted July 11, 2011 "That is not true power" - Joruus C'Baoth debating with Thrawn as to why he should leave Wayland Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hkmandalore47 Posted July 11, 2011 I've become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you. - Count Dooku to Yoda. AotC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandalore 61 Posted July 11, 2011 "Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" - Ben Kenobi fighting Vader Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrPhil 58 Posted July 11, 2011 Quote: *Rosh's voice* Maybe you can use your light saber to cut those trees down and make a bridge. *Jaden* WHY DON'T YOU!? - Jaden and Rosh on Yavin; Jedi Academy Re-edited: Again Maybe because he don't have one... Instead, I would have re-edited-it like that: Jaden: Rosh... I just had a vision and YOU CAN ROT THERE FOR ALL I CARE -Rosh gets wet-... oh. Well, now that you pissed in your pant, better cross that river on foot to wash this, don't you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hkmandalore47 Posted July 12, 2011 One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner! - Solo about Garbage masher. A New Hope Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HK-47 Posted July 12, 2011 Maybe because he don't have one... Instead, I would have re-edited-it like that: Jaden: Rosh... I just had a vision and YOU CAN ROT THERE FOR ALL I CARE -Rosh gets wet-... oh. Well, now that you pissed in your pant, better cross that river on foot to wash this, don't you think? Statement: In full context it's perfectly done. I had a feeling I might need to explain this one. Explanation: What Rosh said could sound like he was telling Jaden to cut down some trees and construct an actual bridge with them, rather than just cutting one, letting it fall, and you have a bridge. After all Rosh did say "TREES" and not TREE. Which is why Eaglestriker had Jaden say what he did. Quote: *Luke's voice* I've called you all here to relay some disturbing news. Kyle's still alive. *Rosh* I'm not so sure. *Jaden* HELLO! He's right there. *Kyle* *Clears throat* I'm not dead. *Luke* Kyle's right. *Kyle* Right. *Rosh* No. *Luke* Yes. *Rosh* No. *Luke* Yes. *Rosh* No. *Luke* Yes. *Rosh* Yes. *Luke* No. *Rosh* HA HA!. *Luke* Whatever. -Jaden, Rosh, Kyle, Luke: Jedi Academy Re-edited part 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plastic Posted July 12, 2011 HK, I'm not sure that these re-edited things were what I had in mind when I started this thread... But they're so funny, keep it up! Now on to a quote: "Let me suggest a new strategy: Let the Wookie win." -C3P0 to R2D2 in Star Wars IV: A New Hope Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hkmandalore47 Posted July 12, 2011 i liked that one HK . Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances. - Grand Moff Tarkin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slstoev Posted July 13, 2011 "I just happen to have a chance cube here. Blue—it's the boy. Red—his mother." ―Watto, deciding whether to wager Anakin Skywalker or his mother in a bet- Episode I The Phantom Menace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HK-47 Posted July 13, 2011 Quote: *Mon Mothma's voice* I'm afraid we haven't been able to decode anymore... *Kyle* Look. STOP TALKING!! *Jan* Good advice Kyle. *Mothma* Oh! Don't be insulting! Our scientists believe that they were trying to artificially infuse the power... *Kyle* I know. Does it matter? *Mothma* Yes. *Kyle* Are you sure? *Mothma* Do you think I would look for you if I wasn't sure? *Kyle* Huh. *Mothma* The New Republic is uneasy about sending a full liberation force so... *Kyle* So you'd like us to sneak in, assess the situation and call in the fleet if necessary. *Mothma* Yes. *Kyle* Not a chance. No way! *Mothma* We'll double your usual fee. *Kyle* NO! *Jan* What, am I supposed to do this alone? *Kyle* Yes. *Jan* *GASP* Did you hear that? *Mothma* Yes. Would you prefer to be left out of it, at least until I'm dead? *Kyle* Will do. *Mothma* AURGH! *Jan* Hey Kyle, aren't you going with me? *Kyle* Jan, no. *Jan* You traitor! -Jan, Kyle, and Mon Mothma discussing what to do about the Artus mine: Jedi Outcast Re-edited. (I like to think of this as the way the conversation should have gone ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hkmandalore47 Posted July 14, 2011 You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now...until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. - Obi-Wan before dueling Anakin. RotS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
