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She was furious that he told me because she wanted to tell me so they argued for hours after that with me laughing and being told by both of them to shut up.

So I turn to her and casual say Tanita can Joni piss in your mouth.

Well he bursts out laughing, she starts shouting at me telling me I'm disgusting and after her smacking me a few times Joni manages to say that he meant doing a test.

So I then ask her to piss on a stick and that's when the arguing started.

and she doesn't want to do a test yet as she's scared it will come back negative. Anyway he asked me to ask her to do one.

So there we were Saturday night and he said Matt ask her - I replied ask her what.

He said what we were talking about the other day, about peeing.

Now I forget the recent conversation about a test but do remember the one months ago.

Well a few months ago another mate got with this dirty cow. After a few weeks of being together they lay in bed at night and she asked him to pee on her (that was the last night they were together) when he told us about it we all had a laugh and my best mate Joni joked and said he wondered if his girl would be up for it.

The other day he told me that his girl, Tanita, was rather late which isn't like her but wouldn't do a pregnancy test. They've been trying for a baby

She's a bit eccentric but I do enjoy her videos.

Unfortunately not - I was in there for an hour and half and it took 4 shots of anesthetic to numb it and then it wasn't completely numb.

I've now gotta take two different antibiotics four times a day for 5 days.

Turns out the bugger is infected

That's very true except I like the way I look now, I don't wanna change that

Bridges are sort of like false teeth.. well they are false teeth but they're concreted into the gum so you don't have to remove them.

I'm thinking about have bridges put in to be honest.

It's still sore now. I've had a couple out over the years but none like this.

The dentist was a right bitch.

Can you now?

That's good.

Have a good time.

Got them.

I'm the first to admit that the old site was pretty bloody crap.

Best thing about IPB, I could change your login name to Mandalroe but you'll still show as Manadlore - Epic or what!

Good thing out of it though, I've stopped smoking and intend on staying stopped now.

I bloody wish I couldn't, this has been hell. I've been off work all sodding week too.

Bugger it. I'll stop after 30.

I don't like hair cuts, mine is disappearing on it's own accord without me getting it cut.

We have 2 of those great shipping containers and it was on the door of one of those, first we hurled stones at it to piss them off and then torched the bugger... Good times.

Actually compared to the others I thought it was a little boring really. There's some good films out this year, can't wait for X Men.