First off I would like to say that this is just a rambling, feel free to stop reading here if you wish.
After taking the dogs for their walk so they could... well have a crap, I returned home where I set upon preparing their grub.
I got the bag of dry biscuits and hurled a cup full in each of their bowls and then I took two tins of meat for them. I looked at the labels, apparently the food they were about to eat was 'Tender Roast Duck with Peas, Carrots and Rice' now to me this sounded r