VarsityPuppet 1,084 Posted October 8, 2012 Kyle Katarn's version of Mass Effect 3 has a really good ending. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted October 14, 2012 Kyle Katarn CAN play Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II + TSLRCM on a Atari 2600! Kyle Katarn KNOWS where the cancelled prototype of KotOR3 IS! Kyle Katarn went to a alternate reality where KotOR3 was made and he has 1,000,000,000 copies of it and no you can't have a copy. Kyle Katarn doesn't play restoration mods, the content restores itself out of fear. Kyle Katarn once swoop raced backwards on a swoop track and WON! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sith Holocron 2,403 Posted October 14, 2012 Kyle Katarn's version of TSL has bugs but it doesn't dare act up to him or his beard. Kyle Katarn's version of TSL has M4-78 and all the planets from both KOTOR and The Old Republic - without porting. Kyle Katarn plays TSL in widescreen and HD because that's how he rolls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted October 15, 2012 Originally ZombiU was going to be a KotOR themed survival horror game called Kyle Katarn kills U but it was cancelled since nobody survives Kyle Katarn, and then they made a second version of it called Kyle Katarn and Zombies but the Zombies were too scared of Kyle Katarn to come out so they had to cancel that too, this concept eventually became ZombiU. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hkmandalore47 3 Posted October 17, 2012 Revan went to the Unknown Regions because he was running from Kyle Katarn. Unfortunately, he encountered Kyle Katarn and that's why he never returned. xD maybe i went a bit far on this one, cuz Revan is the greatest Force user (not Jedi cuz he's better) that ever lived Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted October 21, 2012 Black Holes were created by Kyle Katarn to have a place to dump his garbage. How did Kriea learn how The Force can be destroyed? Simple, Malachor Academy isn't a Sith Academy it's a place where Kyle Katarn stores all the things HE KNOWS and not even Kriea found all of the knowledge in the academy. Contrary to popular belief Revan didn't construct HK-47 all by himself, he was using the assembly instructions he found from an action figure Kyle Katarn was playing with when he was just a kid. Contrary to popular belief Malak didn't bomb Taris because Bastila was on the planet it was actually because Kyle Katarn was vacationing there and Kyle Katarn was a threat to Malak's power, Kyle was actually on planet at the time of the bombing and decided to let Malak live (for now) because he thought Malak was giving him a free tan. The reason for the Manaan Kolto shortage is because Kyle Katarn had a Kolto addiction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted November 1, 2012 Disney bought Lucasfilm but, Kyle Katarn bought Disney, it was a very hostile takeover with "aggressive negotiations" involving a Bryor Pistol and his beard. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted November 20, 2012 Jolee was hiding in the Shadowlands of Kashyyyk because he owed Kyle Katarn five credits. Contrary to popular belief Malak didn't bomb Dantooine, Kyle Katarn was just skydiving from a fighter one day and he had a rough landing. When Kyle Katarn learned Malak took credit for this act, Kyle Katarn vowed revenge, Malak was lucky Revan got to him first. When Kyle Katarn plays KotOR1 he HAS recorded proof of him becoming the Taris Swoop Champion. The droids on M4-78 are really just a group of toys Kyle Katarn assembled as a kid. Kyle Katarn CAN get the Black and White Lightsabers in KotOR1 WITHOUT restoring the content. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandalore 61 Posted November 20, 2012 When Kyle Katarn plays KotOR 1, he can go to Sleheyron. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted January 22, 2013 When Kyle Katarn's shield generators go down, the shields still stay operational out of fear of disappointing Kyle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sith Holocron 2,403 Posted January 22, 2013 When Kyle Katarn's shield generators go down, the shields still stay operational out of fear of disappointing Kyle. Not that Kyle Katarn needs shields, mind you . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest R2-X2 Posted January 22, 2013 In KotOR, Kyle Katarn force persuades you. Kyle Katarn can deflect Lightsabre blades with his blaster. Kyle Katarn can walk through collision maps. Kyle Katarn is able upgrade his Swoop bike in KotOR. (Not that he'd need it!) Kyle Katarn does not have to pay extra force points if belonging to the wrong side, he also get a cost reduction for universal force powers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KotorHDTVchannel 11 Posted January 22, 2013 Kyle Katarn was born before the creation of universe, so HE'S GOD! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted January 25, 2013 When Kyle Katarn plays KotOR2 HE waits for Kriea at the Trayus Core! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac 5 Posted January 28, 2013 Vogga dons the dancer's outfit and dances for Kyle Katarn when he wants a quick nap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted January 29, 2013 Contrary to popular belief Kriea did not train Revan, he was actually trained by Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn once had a bad dream where KotOR3 was not made. This bad dream is now known as The Old Republic, and we are living in it, that's just how powerful Kyle's mind is. Contrary to popular belief, the Republic did not destroy the Star Forge. Kyle Katarn was on the Star Forge shaving and his beard hairs got stuck within the machinery, needless to say the machinery could not handle his beard hair. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac 5 Posted January 29, 2013 Kyle Katarn didn't work for the Republic, it worked for him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted January 31, 2013 Kyle Katarn entered the Tatooine Temple and got the Starmap....USING vanilla KotOR1 and WITHOUT CHEATING! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac 5 Posted January 31, 2013 Chuck Norris looks underneath his bed every night for Kyle Katarn before going to sleep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted February 4, 2013 Chuck Norris looks underneath his bed every night for Kyle Katarn before going to sleep. Little kids wear Superman Pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas, Chuck Norris wears Kyle Katarn Pajamas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac 5 Posted February 4, 2013 Kyle Katarn doesn't wear pajamas, the cold knows better than to bother him. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZM90 99 Posted February 4, 2013 There used to be a Rakattan Empire until they tried to make Kyle Katarn their slave, the Rakattan are no longer an empire. Nobody enslaves Kyle Katarn HE enslaves YOU. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac 5 Posted February 6, 2013 When Kyle Katarn sneezes, it causes echoes in the Force. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest R2-X2 Posted February 7, 2013 Kyle Katarn mapped the unknown regions. Kyle Katarn is level 21. Kyle Katarn invented Star Wars so he had some place to live. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac 5 Posted February 7, 2013 Kyle Katarn doesn't use the force, he is the force. When the Emperor was young, he slept with a Kyle Katarn plush doll. Darth Sion mocked Kyle Katarn once while shaving with a vibroblade. Kyle let him live in his current state. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
