I'll stay away from making it SW/ sci-fi stuff. It shouldn't really fit, else the joke gets a bit lost, IMO
So getting the weapon ingame was easy, getting the UVmap to work... Ugh, looks like MDLops can't handle a second channel UVmap.
I had to dig up an old export script, which did the trick. Had a fun time clubbing Rakatas on the beach!
You've got to make baseball caps and jerseys to go with those bats!!