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[April Fool's] TSLRCM 1.9 released!

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Hello everyone!

As you might have noticed we've updated TSLRCM today with our new name! In the coming days more functions of TSRLCM 1.9 will be released.

Here's what you can expect in the future:

 

* Note that following April 6th we will follow the new Steam regulations regarding mods. This means you need to wait 15 days after subscribing before the mod will be downloaded, this to prevent the possibility of evil hackers wanting to improve your gameplay. That scum! If you use the mobile authenticator you can skip the wait, but you have to click a checkbox for every bugfix we made. Just a couple thousands.

 

* Integrated M4-78EP as integral part of TSLRCM.

* Renamed Korriban to Morriband to keep in line with the new canon. Due to lack of voiceovers the Morriband intro has been cut out of the game.

* Some people complained about difficulty so enemies now have 2000% health.

* Kreia and Visas will now properly dance for Vogga.

* Added the Knights of the Old Republic III announcement trailer to the movie menu.

* Added missing third path on Onderon where you claim the throne for yourself.

* Removed the pause option since it was considered too cheaty.

* Hanharr now properly drops the "Hanharr's skin armor" after being killed on Nar Shaddaa.

* Due to success in The Old Republic an ingame moneyshop is being introduced. At introduction it offers a C3-PO skin for HK-47, a R2-D2 skin for M4-78EP, a Han Solo outfit for Atton and the Kylo Ren mask.

* Due to being non-cannon, the option to play as male is removed from the game. You can also no longer choose a name.

* Fixed several missing mentions of midi-clorians in the game.

* Instead of Malachor being destroyed being a cutscene, it's now a QTE and the player does it with their mind.

* When meeting Nihilus you're instantly killed as intended and need to load a savegame.

* Some people complained about Kreia being too cryptic so we made her pure evil.

* Upon activing HK-47 he will now murder your entire party as intended.

* Made Vrook hate you. He was currently using his "liking" dialogue instead.

* Added a lot of swearing to be more edgy.

* You now play the entirety of Nar Shaddaa as Atton.

* Reduced playtime to 5 hours to fit modern RPG standards.

* Replaced influence with a rock-paper-scissors system.

* Replaced unintentional 3rd person view with intended 1st person view.

* Made T3 useless to better match the first game.

* Re-added all infinite XP exploits since they were obviously intended - silly us.

* Cut out conversations with Atris, HK-50 and inside the Rebuild Enclave since they were too long.

* Corrected Khoonda settlers; they now obsess religiously over the player as being epic savior as intended.

* Added missing sex scenes, courtesy of Bioware.

 

The mod has been updated on the Steam Workshop!

You can download the mod here: http://bit.ly/TSLRCM19

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Seriously..........I.................HATE................HAAAAAAAAATE april 1st.

 

I thought at first this was serious, but as i keep reading the note...................   :mad2:

 

The part it sead about integrating M4-78EP, renaming Korriban to a name I refuse to pronounce and changing Kreia behavior...... i literally EXPLODED with rage (seriously, at Kylo Ren level of rage). Thank the force it was all a joke.   :blush:

 

Nice try though, nice try.

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* Integrated M4-78EP as integral part of TSLRCM.

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 

 

Seriously, don't ever do this though. 

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I just downloaded and installed it, there seems to be a glitch at Peragus, in the right corner of the "spawning" room screen goes black, halp pls :(

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* Upon activing HK-47 he will now murder your entire party as intended.

 

Now this I like. Why were you wasting your time restoring "planets" and "factories" and all that nonsense when the vanilla only needed this one subtle change?!

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* Added missing sex scenes, courtesy of Bioware.

 

now that i would like to see :P

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